I get the joke you’re going for, but you obviously don’t shop at Costco. One steak from Costco has more marbling than all the “steaks” in those pictures combined.  

Shitty marinade or cooking on low temperature can get you that awful color as well.  

That or they’re low quality meat that’s been drowned in some shitty marinade.

I thought the issue with Solo was that a large number of casual viewers/fans such as myself found the whole premise of a young Han to be uninteresting rather than having anything to do with TLJ (which had some issues but was still more enjoyable andrewatchable than TFA or the prequels).

Five to one odds this is some incel living in their parent's attic. 

Good list.

The pop-tops can really rip up your hand too, especially if you don’t realize that they don’t twist off and you just try harder... and that’s how I introduced some of my bud drinking family members to craft beer.

Please tell me your band isn't gold? Works fine with harder metals, but can really eff up a gold one. 

I just want to add: this works great with a stainless steel ring or something similarly hard. Very not so awesome if you have a gold band or other soft metal.

Side note: if you’re a competent adult, you can use this to your advantage. Being able to open a beer without an opener means you can avoid taking one to the party and the bud light drinkers are less likely to steal your good beer when their swill runs out.

It’s starting to change as craft beer starts to take market share from bud and Coors, but Americans are generally pretty pathetic at opening beer bottles without a bottle opener. It’s pretty entertaining to watch a bunch of people stand around dumbfounded because they can’t find the dedicated bottle opener. Traveling…

This is the correct way. Use the top of the bottle. Hookinghthe lip can accidentally open the wron beer. After reading the original post, I had to make sure it wasn’t some “evil week” prank to get people to spill beer.

Cheaper, easier to manufacture, easier fill/cap, and bottles can be reused.

If you do any boating, I highly highly recommend having one of these in your first aid kit. 

All good info for when you have to improvise. I’d recommend planning ahead and ordering one online to add to your first aid kit. There are some well made and relatively cheap ones out there.

The CPR class I took covered tourniquets. Pretty commonly taught together. 

A day in Denver is almost enough time to get from the airport to downtown and back. 

I’ve tied it a few times with mixed success. Being in a place with good public transit and an airport close to attractions or having friends/family in the area with a day off seems to be the key. I’ve had this work out really well once. It was a really long trip that worked out best as back to back red eyes with a 17…

True. Probably save some weight as well. On some of the older more plush seats that’s just wasted space, and the newer ones are more comfortable anyways.

Wait, there are people who actually like boiled/sousvide hot dogs? Boiled dogs always grossed me out. I guess it’s better than the million mile dogs at a gas station, maybe, but nowhere near as good as grilled.