People here are acting like going out to eat is some rare and exotic experience that should be magical and transcendent. It’s an effing meal. Most of us have 2 or 3 of them a day. The people complaint about kids can go out any time. I’d guess it’s more of a rarity for a parent like yourself to go out. The complete…

Feed them crap long enough and they’ll learn to like it. Then they’ll ask to go to shitty restaurants. Then I’m stuck eating that slop? Nah.

Good parents know they’re an inconvenience, but damnit we need this one night (late afternoon really) out for our sanity and the babysitter bailed. We’ll try to clean some of the mess, and leave extra tip since we aren’t paying the flaky babysitter.

I used to be pretty judgmental about this, but damn is it a life saver. Dinner at a restaurant with my toddler (a rarity) usually starts with ordering drinks and an appetizer, kid eats the app, kid gets antsy, we go outside for a few, return when meals show up, try to feed them, they try to run away, we give in and…

The food is only unusual or scary because the parents themselves are boring and unadventurous or lazy. If you expose them to more variety at a young age kids will eat about anything. American food culture/business is designed to stunt our palates and get people to only eat overly salty sugary crap. Don’t condemn…

I did read about any guy who did a taste test with several varieties (white, brown, omega3, etc.) with multiple outcomes. On e version he let people know which was which, the second he didn’t say what the source was (but some people could tell because of the yolk color), the third round he’d went Dr Seuss and died…

A lot of animals eat poison ivy. It’s like 18% crude protein or something ridiculous. Pretty much anything that’s not allergic will hammer it.

I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts Boba Fett

It’s a necessity, a safety issue even. You have the tongs or spatula in one hand. You need something else to occupy the other so you don’t accidentally set it on the grill.

I’d watch

Just my opinion, but Budweiser is an acceptable cheap beer. It’s just gets a bad rap because of how completely awful bud light is.

One recipe with Miller Lite. That’s it.

Putting a bowl of batter in a second bowl of ice sounds easier than fussing with batter that won’t come out right because of the temp or putting it in the fridge, waiting, testing, and repeating.

Alcohol robs your body of nutrients. Lots of hangover symptoms are because of or worsened by a lack of B12. So yeah, it’s an effective aid in getting on with life after a bender.

One time I tried to use sick leave for “vitamin D deficiency treatments”, and my boss laughed and told me that my time at the beach should be recorded as vacation and not to try it again.

Stop eating so much and eat better and there’s a good chance the apnea goes away (except on nights after major benders). But seriously, weight loss can have huge effects on apnea and snoring.

Starting at six months, my kid probably averaged ten flights a year. We always had their passport and we’re never questioned.

Ok, I give up. It’s obvious that you are just trolling. I feel silly for playing along this far. Have a wonderful rest of you day.

The specific reason is that it’s the only form of ID that 95% of kids have. They’re only really looking for age for lap kids. A birth certificate has ages and names, but it doesn’t have a picture or any way to identify the kid. A passport is actually a better and more secure form of ID. Hell, I could take any kid of…

But he had some form of valid government ID if he was traveling with them. That’s enough