Hey Bobby, where do watermelons go in the summer? Answer: John Cougar’s Meloncamp. Carry on.

I would argue that all 3 of those women get called out/have gotten called out for their white privilege and racist comments all the time in a way that I don’t see Maher get called out by anyone. I would argue that it’s less a white liberal issue and more of a white liberal guy issue. It’s the same with Bernie, god…

This really isn’t a subtle or difficult point and I’m not sure why it isn’t easier to make to someone like that’s face, succinctly, so that they have to answer it on live tv:

“Timothy Olyphant is so fucking hot in Santa Clarita Diet.”

I feel like it’s time to take his aviation license. Isn’t that more or less what would happen if an old person did something similar in a car?

Land... no. Calrissian?

You say “taxiway”, I say “alternative runway.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

See, all I read here is that Chris Evans is single again. Sorry not sorry.

I would hella watch some Tamron and Kelly...let the hijinks commence!

Spy is one of the funniest movies I have seen in years

I wish I could ungrey you. Brilliant.

What a grim goal. Like aspiring to be the next “Gigli”, or the next, “E.coli”.

I just read the transcript, and even by Trumpian standards, that was.....pretty goddamn terrible. I can only imagine how much worse it was live. Seriously, can someone, anyone, not get this man a fucking speechwriter?

“Frederick Dougie Fresh, a terrific guy. One of the best.”

What exactly is Omorosa’s role in Trump’s cabinet again? Director of African American Outreach? With 95% of her audience not voting for Trump, she’s got a lot of work to do.

There....

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.