littlejoecartwright
Little Joe Cartwright is ready for the Apocalypse
littlejoecartwright

Except I think Donn has his own dimes. I was always Team Donn, and it always seemed to me that Vicki overstated her income and understated Donn’s contribution to their lifestyle.

Well, that didn’t turn out to be the artistic, bi-continental fairy tale she pictured.

Just metaphorically, in a court room, around the truth.

Oh, Popeye!

With one small complaint: last week, “The Walking Dead” aired at 9:00. Now, it airs at 10:00. I can deal, but it makes 5 am on Monday a little ugly.

Indeed, I do. I can binge watch with the best of them.

The left corner, directly under the air conditioning vent.

I call dibs on the comfy corner of the couch.

It was sorta like when I watched “Training Day,” and I kept yelling at Ethan Hawke to get out of the car and walk away.

Linus freaked me the fuck out. That’s some “Hills Have Eyes” shit right there.

I may or may not have driven by the Halliwell Mansion and taken a picture.

I don’t even like cats, but Taylor and Olivia are winning me over.

...with his ONE EYE!

Yes! And I have always felt that Obama embodies all those qualities.

Please, girlfriend can’t even get a haircut or buy a pants suit without getting piled on.

He can be vice president, if Biden doesn’t want to do it.

I’ve been uninspired by this election cycle since it started, what, three years ago? Mostly because I assumed it was going to be a Bush/Clinton contest, and I wasn’t feeling the nostalgia. But Hillary is growing on me more, and absolutely seems to be the best statesman.

She has had a lot of practice.

Because all the other world leaders and extremist groups will stick to the talking points provided to them by the oval office. Hillary’s the only candidate that can take a punch.

That’s probably Phoenix, but it could be Las Vegas.