They say, know your audience. So who the fuck were those wedding guests?

My university’s fight song included the lyrics “And when the game is over, we’ll buy a keg of booze, and we’ll drink to the Aggies ‘til we wobble in our shoes.” And that song is decades old.

I loved the soundtrack so much I also bought the soundtrack CD for “Scrubs.”

Hayden’s probably been the adult in her relationship with her parents since she was a child.

I’d be happy to send them verbena and mandrake root to help with their efforts.

I so want to spend a day where I only speak in “Seinfeld” and “Friends” quotes. I would still be more coherent and on point.

Racine isn’t much of a treat, either.

Didn’t he have to do the Today Show once during a bad snowstorm, because he was the only one who lived close enough to walk. Team Lester. Now and forever.

Ugh, Kate. “A cruise ship chef? But we’re a yacht, yacht, yachti yacht.”

The Rock kills it in “The Other Guys.”

That’s a lot to go through just so The Rock can post a wet t-shirt picture for me. Not that I don’t appreciate the effort.

I was wondering how he could say something like that and not see his popularity tumble. Your explanation was clarifying, and sobering.

Actually, there should be an M in the front of those EEEEs.