That won’t work. The Constitution prohibits irrational sentences.

He was quiet and the whole process took about three minutes.

Skeet shooting is not sports, Ashley.

Way to talk shit about dinosuars when they aren’t around to defend themselves.

Report: Ryan Lochte and his rowdy swimming pals defiantly peed all over the gas station

He probably found it too exhausting.

“He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a slimy con man.”

white str8 dudes: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT WE DOIN

Me IRL after seeing Ghostbusters

If it grosses you out to read it, imagine what it was like to live it.

I guess Justin’s parents never gave him the Netflix and chill talk.

The arrest was probably for “disorderly conduct,” AKA “I don’t have anything to really charge you with, so I’m just going to pull this out of my ass.”

These pups like the way you think.

Haha. He’s a wee little businessman. On stilts.

Brits: We don’t see how Americans could be so stupid and shortsighted as to have Trump as a major party candidate!

If they’re lucky.

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