Kanter, who will be tried in absentia

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

Why is everyone roasting the AV Club for this? It is the right thing to do and even if they are not the Times or The Post, it still matters.

“Unfortunately my season ended last night.”

horny bourgeois teens

Great, now Trump uses kinja...

Oh, and “President Poupon”?

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

Browsing the LePen hashtags on Twitter:

The Existential Bowl will take place in Algiers. Come watch a man get shot on the beach. Or don’t, it doesn’t matter.

Ugh, Dad, go back and wait in the car. I told you I’d be out in a minute.

I’m a dragonfly/praying mantis hybrid.

I thought pretending to be married was enough.

Only Trump would elicit the worst “to be fair” in the history of all internet commentary.

He has to spend every Sunday during football season with Jim Nantz.

Grossi: [accuses Browns of conspiring with Barnwell]

>state sanctioned mass murder.

fuck i don’t want to be unemployed again

I thought Brownback cut DUI checkpoints from the budget to give the Koch brothers more money? I do know this, Oregon destroyed Kansas like Brownback did.

The Puerto Rican players seem a little upset, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say they’re in a state.