I’m pretty sure the IOC would consider that a bribe, and insist on their cut.

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

Hopefully Draymond Green doesn’t wake up tied to railroad tracks.

that’s some good advice from Andrew WK, btw.

I secretly love E*MO*TION (Is that how it is typed out?).

The album kind of drowns in lack of true CRJ personality, but Lets Get Lost makes me feel all mushy inside. <3

trill is really good at Twitter. This was a recent one I sent around

Charlie Rose is like “Oh great. Now I’m gonna be getting even more handwritten letters on Duncan’s stationery saying things like ‘Great show last night Charlie, please be careful to refrain from lapsing into the subjunctive mood when you begin rambling in the middle of one of your questions, though. We have discussed…

I bet Duncan’s accountants love him. My guess is he’s SOOOO thorough about saving all his receipts.

If Tim and David did a movie together it wouldn’t be a buddy cop movie, but rather a film about two City Inspectors enforcing zoning codes and building regulations.

Going over to David Robinson’s house and playing with his HO scale model railroad.

Tim can now pursue some of his true life passions, such as:

[[Hoping Walt ‘Clyde’ Frazier refers to it as “tweeting and skeeting” during the next broadcast.]]

It’s safe to assume this never would’ve happened with a player from Anglo State.

You realize that at the end of training camp, Phil Jackson will hold a presser with Dolan. Phil will walk in with a huge grin, spread his arms wide, and simply say “The Aristocrats!” before walking out.