Dude Island would descend into some Lord of the Flies shit real quick.

It’s just team sports now, it doesn’t matter what anyone actually does. The other team is always playing dirty, not us.

Plus what they make in office is nothing compared to what they make from the speeches and cushy lobbyist and consulting jobs they get from their donors after they leave. But only if they stay on their good side.

“LOOK, MAN. WE’VE ALL GOT OUR DEBTS TO PAY. YOU THINK SELLING YOUR SOUL IS AS EASY AS PUTTING AN X ON A CONTRACT AND SUDDENLY PEOPLE CALL YOU A ‘POLICY WONK’ EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T HAVE A GODDAMN CLUE WHAT YOU’RE DOING? EVENTUALLY THEY WANT A GODDAMN RETURN ON INVESTMENT AND IF THEY DON’T GET IT A LOT OF US ARE IN FOR…

*Yoshi Tatsu tries to nod vigorously but can’t*

And to think Puerto Rico almost killed the budget for this by getting in the way of that hurricane.

But what would he do if she has to go to the bathroom? He’d be left alone with thousands of women about and obviously he couldn’t justify going into the bathroom with her.

It took until week 5 because he had to find a game that was a) in Indy and b) against a team he was sure would kneel. Otherwise it would be a waste of his and Mother’s time.

Cause its getting people talking which is step one.

A true patriot who bragged about running a concentration camp, refused basic medical care for prisoners, implemented racist laws and continued to enforce them even when ordered to stop by the courts, tried to destroy evidence when he was investigated and hired a private investigator to try to dig up dirt on the judge…

Basically they’ve put up a big show about being down to fight regulations, but only because they knew they’d have someone like Obama to jump in and hold them back before it gets too real.

Spencer will occasionally make a valid point from time to time, but it’s always for the wrong reasons. Like the time he denounced Posobiec and Loomer interrupting the Trump Julius Caesar play and rightfully called them idiots for doing it, but it was out of a misguided idea of theater being an important part of white…

Like taxes, basically.

“The Boston what?”

i think the best part was when i think #5 or 6 came with her mom and grandma, and mom and grandma ended up being part of the gang too

i believe the song is actually called ‘day bow bow’

you gotta slow play that though. don’t tell him you’re the owner when you’re kicking him out. don’t even tell him on the phone. have him come meet you to ‘set things straight’ or whatever and then slam the door in his face.

pretty sure dc/ny/la are the holy trinity of mediocre dudes who think they’re god’s gift to everything

goddamn, someone went to the martin shkreli school of brand building

I was talking more about the serious, hardcore eye contact. General eye contact is a must for sure.