He also has a paragraph explaining what a sapiosexual is.

i just came here to have fun and honestly i’m feeling so attacked right now

Like honestly, there is totally a time and place for the eye contact, and when it bangs it bangs, but you gotta read the room on that one. It can get awkward reeeal quick.

Jackhammer Bullshit is like four exits on the freeway past Pound Town. You’ll know it when you’ve missed the off ramp.

I mean, I’d say that’s more of a human interest story than actual hard news.

So you’re saying you’d give it a second star. Or maybe a third? Fourth?FIFTH?

Hey man, we all do things we regret when we’re young. Some of us get busted for public urination, some of us unleash a few plagues and flood the planet. Boys will be boys. Obviously God has grown up since then

Hey man, we all do things we regret when we’re young. Some of us get busted for public urination, some of us unleash a few plagues and flood the planet. Boys will be boys. Obviously God has grown up, especially since he became a parent.

I’m pretty sure there are still Kevin Sullivan truthers out there, insisting that he did it and framed Benoit as revenge for stealing Nancy.

Yeah, absolute worst case is he takes the qualifying offer for a year for way less than he’d make in free agency so they only have him for four more years. Realistically, they have him for three years plus his next contract.

It would make sense that the only way Kahn would ever help the Wolves would be on the other side of a trade.

“Our Pride marketing should be pretty straightforward. I mean, our whole thing is that our candy is a rainbow.”

I want to believe that that group was started by some kid who wasn’t totally sure they were getting in as a means to eliminate some of their competition. Like “Guys, post the MOST OFFENSIVE THINGS POSSIBLE to this public forum with the school’s name in it! It’ll be so badass! Yeah, I’ll do mine later.”

Imagine if there was a whole system, entire countries, run by people who got where they are because of their family’s wealth created the appearance of achievement, rather than actual achievement. Obviously this guy would never stand for something like that.

Just need “Christians are the most oppressed religion” for privileged jagoff Bingo.

I know that’s a real thing but it still seems so made up.

Imported Russian bots! I thought we were supposed to be buying American!

My boy Tetsuya Naito right here.

The House passed legislation today to make the killing of a police officer punishable by death. Forty-eight Democrats voted with Republicans.