His lawyers said he had no income from Russia... with few exceptions. Which is basically a liar’s way of admitting he got that Russian money. Not that it matters where the money comes from on paper anyway since dude deals with world class money launderers.

But is Turkey really that bad?

Oh, and “President Poupon”?

But it’s telling that we can remember that one bad Obama suit while Trump walks around looking like he stole a suit off of a dead body and wore it even though it’s totally the wrong size and also scotch tapes his ties.

“I think the president watched just a little bit too much television as a kid.”

This is absolutely the whitest thing i’ve ever seen. Fist thump.

Maybe if the Vikings ever won anything.

Some teams’ fans are absolutely worse than others.

“Losers. I’ll be out by 4 to get in a quick 18 at the Mar-A-Lago. It’s the freakin’ weekend, gonna have some fun! You know, R. Kelly is a great friend of mine. We have many shared interests.”

The problem is that when they do anything but stand, they’re even less accurate.

Right. After racism was ended it was time to defend the rights of those amongst us who are the most vulnerable: corporations.

It reminds me a lot of how people were convinced Hillary was going to be arrested ANY DAY NOW. IT’S TOTALLY COMING. SOURCES CONFIRM.

So now he’ll sign something that he says will definitely get the wall started even though it won’t really.

WRONG. They’re obviously all distractions from the real issue.

Basically all of the Jim Crow-era tricks that were outlawed by the Supreme Court only to be re-lawed after racism ended in 2008.

I think they know where not to look.

When gerrymandering just isn’t enough.

I mean, Trump is the kind of guy who will totally burn you if you cross him.

Didn’t the right spend like eight years proclaiming Obama was a dictator because of his use of Executive Orders? Other than maybe the hardcore libertarians, they’ve gotten a little quiet on that subject.

I always take any sort of prediction/scoop from Louise Mensch and Russia Conspiracy Twitter with a grain of salt. Anyone who abuses the MEGATHREAD seems kind of sketchy to me. I don’t dismiss it, because they are right sometimes, it’s just that other times they get a little carried away.