He wants to go quickly and without suffering.

“Comey is no hero to anyone”

As someone in their mid-30s, I have absolutely no fucking idea what generation I belong to.

*half-black

You know, right about now, I could do without seeing the president for a while.

Are you implying that wrestling.... isn’t real?

Is it really that surprising that he faced racism when he went to college in Boston?

How dare you. That’s his child.

Him being naked doesn’t make it sexual. But the look on his face sure as fuck does.

“If people want health care, they should just work harder. It’s all about just working hard and being dedicated.”

“A person who is very flab-chested is very hard to be a 10.”

To be fair, it could buy him a decent hairpiece. It just goes back to the taste thing.

jesus fucking christ

It could be in part because Dern’s character was involved in a romantic storyline with another woman, while there’s not a whole lot of romance in Philadelphia. You know, the whole “not shoving it in our faces” thing. Plus obviously people knew Hanks wasn’t gay so it must have been even better acting because he was…

It was no Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place, but it was still pretty decent for the time.

Mitch, the 5th wheel from WWE’s male cheerleader team the Spirit Squad.

Isn’t his whole thing about “bailing out insurance companies” just him not wanting to make the normal federal payments as part of the ACA so every insurance company doesn’t drop out of the marketplace and leave everyone with a plan through the marketplace completely fucked?

In the state that continues to reelect Paul Ryan and Scott Walker? I’m not so confident.

He also lives in Wisconsin, which makes him about 2000% more likely to be a serial killer.

“In fact, we’ve overheard several conversations about a prisoner on Aaron’s block that was notorious for murdering several people in cold blood for little to no reason. We’d like the DOJ to figure out who this prisoner is and look into his connection to Aaron’s death. Justice will be served.”