littleghostseverywhere
Bobby Wonderbread
littleghostseverywhere

Honestly, they can pull horrible ratings compared to broadcast or even top level cable channels (HBO, AMC, etc) because all they have to do is at best low hundred thousands viewership (or even less) but given the ROI, they are a great deal for networks. Basically, you run 1 commercial break and you have paid for most

To be fair, “silly” implies something playful and harmless, neither of which describes our current president.

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This is all I could think of when I saw that picture and those comments.

Translation: NO PUPPET! YOU’RE THE PUPPET!

One of those “look less fat” tricks that ends up having the opposite effect.

Like my old boss would wear his ties wayy too short, well above the belt buckle, and even he didn’t look this dumb.

It’s so long! 

Fonzworth Bentley deserves so much better than that.

That explain why he’s always wearing the red tie. It catches the eye to maximize distraction from the hair. Another brilliant strategy.

Jesus fucking christ that’s hideous. Tie bars/clips just need to be simple.

Besides being a practical solution to this problem, ties just look better with clips anyway. And you can get a decent looking one for like $15-20.

I bet that’s a fat thing. He thinks if he buttons his suit he’ll look fatter than without it buttoned. Then people won’t think he’s the healthiest president ever anymore.

‘Bout to hit up Margaritaville after they leave Disney World.

You wouldn’t think someone who just lost their job.

Dr. Seuss is a big fan of Trump. Huge fan. He was going to be surgeon general but he had to withdraw from consideration. He’s still a big league supporter of what Trump is doing. They play golf down at the Winter White House every couple of weeks. They have a regular foursome going with Frederick Douglass and a

If I had a dollar for every time I thought “What if Obama had done that?” I’d be able to pay for like three days of Melania’s security detail. But that’s still a lot of fucking times.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash

They’d make her read a disclaimer before the Lorax saying that the Lorax lives on a fictional planet that is not Earth and that no messages regarding our own planet are intended.

For people who still aren’t ready for Hotmail.