PENCE FOR PRISON

Oh, the places you’ll go. Well, not you. This is more for kids who, I mean, maybe. You never know. I hear they’re doing some great things with medicine these days. Anything is possible. But you probably won’t be going anywhere. I mean, I don’t want to give you false hope, you know? It’s still a good book though. Dr.…

They’ll always be raw about something.

Politifact? FAKE NEWS.

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a co-worker who transferred in from the deep south.

Max and Penny’s relationship is probably the best part of Happy Endings.

Somebody on Tumblr posted a video of one of his speeches slowed down and he sounds exactly like a drunk guy at a bar at 2AM talking to nobody in particular and now that’s all I can hear when he talks.

Confession: my example wasn’t totally random.

That’s like, random example, buying a very expensive suit and not having it tailored.

He likes his steaks like he likes his country: ruined by his own dumb-ass decisions.

Is this just her word that she’s unable to find a job and about to be homeless? Because, not to be cynical or anything, but she’s been known to bend the truth a little bit here and there.

The Macedonian kids who spread those stories said something similar, which is why they stuck to pro-Trump stories. (That and Trump’s Facebook groups had a lot more members than Hillary’s.)

You’d think after 20+ years that message would have spread further.

Also just due to the sheer numbers of straight/bi men vs. lesbians/bi women. Not enough to make sense of the numbers being so close, but still.

Professional orgasm fakers are being paid $1500/week!

Hitachi Taint Graze would be a fantastic band name btw.

Let’s not post fake quotes while talking about the White House lying. Seems counterproductive.

I mean, in some ways, the lies themselves are news. The same news over and over, but still news.