littleghostseverywhere
Bobby Wonderbread
littleghostseverywhere

I mean, big picture, it doesn’t actually matter who ends up in the prisons as long as he and his friends make a nice profit.

Unlike the angry crowds at Tea Party protests, which were completely spontaneous. They were drawn together by the gravity created by their massive mediocre white man egos.

Step 1: Cost taxpayers tens of millions of dollars to go to his own resort.

Or it’ll cost us about as much over three days as the entire four years of salary that he made a huge deal out of not taking.

It’s only gonna feel like two compared to the next four.

Stephen Miller though.

That moose incident in Sweden was especially chilling. I mean, thrice! Thrice!

The problem is that the kind of people who buy into his whole thing are the same people who will never, ever admit they’re wrong and telling them they’re wrong will only upset them and make them more convinced that they were right all along somehow.

People are gonna make ABBA jokes but this really could be The Sign of the apocalypse. America doesn’t need a perfect president. All That She Wants is someone who will tell the truth instead of always telling us we’re Living in Danger and cares enough that they Don’t Turn Around and ignore the suffering of the less

I got that your element list was a joke, not sure why people didn’t. I was making a mostly unrelated bad joke about you saying “If I was googling champ” and the fact that Piers Morgan won’t shut up about Donald Trump calling him “champ”.

I’m not sure if it’s “too stupid to know how stupid he is” as much as it’s “just stupid enough to think he’s smarter than everyone else” which is probably even worse.

If you were googling “champ” though, you’d know that’s what Donald Trump calls Piers Morgan. You may not have heard. Piers Morgan would like you to know that Donald Trump calls him “champ”.

I’m guessing a lot of those came from way more than one person. But yeah, no need to give the trolls any extra attention.

Nope. I refuse to believe this.

If a Muslim had bought a weapon as part of a plan for an attack “in the style of Orlando” or some shit, he wouldn’t shut up about it.

“CBC, that’s that kind of porn that Bannon’s really into, right?

“So when you say brother, do you mean he’s your actual brother or just like he’s your brother?”

This is peak Nihilist Arby’s.

The hero we don’t deserve.