Most folks who run for congress aren’t really all that politically experienced. It’s not like shes running for president.

Egg Creams are so NYC that Lou Reed wrote a 10 minute song about them!

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

They can’t pick which team to deal with. Each club gets a chance to claim the waived player, in reverse order of the standings. And a player can only be claimed once. If they don’t reach a deal, then Washington revokes the waiver and can’t deal with anyone else.

He finally found the source of the clubhouse leaks!

Americans Fucking everyone other than Internet Enthusiasts that Don’t Buy New, overwhelmingly, are choosing to have their car shift for them.

What does comparing the failure rate of umpires to that of players establish? They don’t have the same job. The game requires the failure of players, in order for there to be strikeouts. The game does not require the failure of umpires.

I feel like “not being a douchebag” might go a long way towards dealing with his mental health issues.

I can’t believe this Taiwanese baseball league is just going to act like the First Amendment doesn’t apply to them.

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred tweets

They’re equal for WAR at 6.5, and that deGrom has to make every single out for his team WHIP isn’t exactly a fair comparison. In fact it should make deGrom’s 1.77 ERA (204 ERA+ vs 186 for Scherzer) stand out even more.

Mets fans have been asking this question since 2017 began. They plucked him from the garbage heap late in 2016 out of total desperation and he performed semi-competently, which was all well and good. Then, inexplicably, they brought him back THEN even more inexplicably brought him back again.

If your rules allow Alex Jones to continue operating on your platform then you need new rules.

You could say that Andy is... an upset ex-employee of the Roanoke Times.

Always fun to see nerds try to be what they imagine “jocks” to be.

Buffalo made the playoffs last year after winning 9 games.

Buffalo is at least close to known fun city Toronto, and you are guaranteed 3 road games in New York, Miami and Boston which are fun enough destinations (A little shaky with Boston, but it’s better than Cincinnati, Baltimore or Pittsburgh). Your first goal as a Brown should be getting off the Browns. Any port in a…

No, I mean I’m pretty sure it is still better than Buffalo > Cleveland. 

Easiest choice ever.

I was randomly in Arizona and decided to catch a Diamondbacks game. Curt Schilling has a perfect game into the 7th or 8th when the Padres’ catcher, Ben Davis, broke it up with his first successful bunt since high school. I’m still kinda annoyed I didn’t see a perfect game, but the game was close, and, more…