All college athletics suck, and are vastly inferior to their professional counterparts at all levels.

MJ only spoke up and donated to those two civil rights groups because his PR team wants to dissociate his brand from the Crying Jordan meme.

When white basketball players cut off their long hair, their ability to be good at basketball dies.

Soccer is a boring, wussy, and inferior sport with no merit to be consistently covered by major media outlets in North America.

The loud, pre-recorded music that is now played at every stadium is ruining the experience of attending a sporting event. It’s easier to have a conversation on the tarmac of an airport than at your typical major league game. GIVE ME ORGAN JAMS OR GIVE ME DEATH.

I believe that the DH should be abolished

Kobe is pretty average.

Brett Farve is overrated. Guy is famous for chucking up shit and seeing what happens. He threw two of the worst interceptions in playoff..hell, NFC title game history. People give Eli shit and he has two rings. I’ll take Big Ben over Brett any day.

The big fat players we love like Pablo Sandoval and Prince Fielder are in fact, quite thin.

I believe Derek Jeter’s running catch and leap into the stands vs the Red Sox was totally overrated and not that great

“He grabbed my butt,” said Vanessa Williams.

But, you won't be holding a bottle that says Bud Light Lime on it.

Translation: “I had hoped that no one would find out just what kind of horrible, sub-human piece of garbage I am, but, you have, so I’m callously trying to save face as best I can.”

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

A protest vote. You know, like voting third party because Bernie didn’t get the nomination...

Not a chance for me; I’m okay with Clinton, she’s infinitely preferable to Trump, and I realize that neither Stein nor Johnson have a chance of winning (and I don’t know enough about Johnson to know if I find him preferable to Clinton). However, I do the the sense that some of Sanders’ supporters are refusing to vote…

The most ironic thing about all the misogynists attacking the cast of this movie is that the cast seems like the only worthwhile part of the whole endeavor. Of all the legitimate things to criticize about this movie, they’re attacking the cast?