Yann Plan Cooked.

Matt, the fact that it burns when you pee might be something more than just a bladder infection buddy. Let’s talk.

The answer to your questions are:

They can do whatever they want, and we can call them out for being assholes whenever we want. America is great!

Simply put, Freddy Coupon is Bud Selig’s buddy. The McCourts were not, IIRC.

The scary thing is, I imagine many of the folks weeded out in law enforcement personality tests end up working for security services.

I’ve had 30-40 different kinds of root beer, Saranac has held the top spot since I was a little kid, and it shows no signs of relinquishing it.

Related: all the alcoholic “root beers” are terrible. This is a cold hard fact. That shit is malt-liquor mixed with piss and artificial anise. That shit should go the way of Zima. Hell, even Zima would be a better choice that that swill.

I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be NFL players.

Look, I’m going to choose my words carefully since we’re talking about the last days of a dying man. But go back and read his message:

For all the whining Mets fans did throughout the offseason, the team is starting the season with a better and deeper roster than the one that just went to the World Series (and probably should have won). On paper, they’re the best team in the National League.

You think you’re an ally, but you’re not.

1. Continuing to insist it’s not gambling when it is plainly gambling and a dozen states have declared it as such

HEY! LAY OFF ROVELL, DAMN IT!

Andy Reid also banned hoverboards last week, saying he felt they caused his team to move too quickly for his taste.

I’d send them a farewell package but I already shipped all of my dildos up to Oregon.

The NFL is the tobacco company telling us that cigarettes dont cause cancer.

I think their response should be quoted for just how much of an appeal to emotion it is.