Western New York, Home Of Discarding A Slightly-Above-Average Black Quarterback To Start The Worst Quarterback In NFL History, A White Guy.

It is pretty fascinating that all the ads are either CBD or diapers.

Is it okay that “cork taint” is now my new favourite insult?

To be fair, it is still also Eli.

The Giants finally admitted they’re terrible and it created some kind of weird karmic shift. It’s fun!

The Giants realizing that they held onto Eli for two years too long and it fucked them so they have to just blow everything up and start over is... pretty awesome to watch, as someone who is more baseball focused but loves to see NYC-Press-driven delusion collapse in any old sport.

The correct answer is “Quebec City”, right?

If racism caused Philly to want the guy who (a.) can’t play defense and (b.) is far more streaky... for even longer than the other guy... then they deserve to be wah-wahing in their Wawas in a coupla years.

Maybe he just looked at the Mets outfield depth chart if so many old guys get hurt that McNeil has to return to the infield and just started puking his guts out. It’s what I wanna do.

Now can we investigate how a non-Kardashian got named “Kyrie”?

That Atkins word-salad is truly low-carb but also high-crap.

Suing for the hundreds of millions of dollars of losses this “league” will incur, I dunno. I’d hand the debts over to the dude, myself.

Oh man, yeah. As an SU alum who lives like 75 minutes from ‘Cuse, it was disgusting. A filthy rich senior citizen who could have well afforded a personal driver for the last twenty years kills a guy and the local hacks are all “Oh, So Brave, Such Love”. Gross as shit.

We did it, people. We got around to the best sentence the English language could come up with. Time to pack it in, this is all that this was for.

I still don’t get how “not accepting a trade with a team that had nothing to trade, just because they demanded you trade them a superstar for a point-guard who can’t shoot and a couple of draft picks” is trolling them.

If only players could pick their jersey names like the XFL, “No One’s Watching” and “No One Cares” would be a great o-line tandem in the Ancillary-As-Fuck.

The Mets are trying to convince us that Jason Vargas is a fine fifth starter in 2019 because they don’t want to spend money on the huge upgrade of a Keuchel or even just get Gio Gonzalez as a milder upgrade that’d cost the baseball equiv of a pair of boots and a sandwich.

We are on the brink of Peter  Alonso having to get 20 friends to sign up for Herbalife if he wants to get called up to the bigs.

“But I signed his dentist and his elementary-school best friend and his mom’s weird cousin Steve all to major league contracts, clearly he should’ve given us a 100 million dollar discount for that!”

I’ve always felt that the nice little part of northwestern New Jersey is ripped off by having to be New Jersey. They should be allowed to join Pennsylvania or something. It just seems unfair.