He has a right to be free if he served his sentence. He has no inalienable right to be a millionaire athlete if a continuing ramification of his horrific actions is that none of those billion-dollar companies want a convicted child molester as a face of their businesses.

Before the wave of righties come here saying it’s a conspiracy against them?

Honest question: would this series look any different if they were playing every other night as opposed to what feels like every other month? It’s gonna be a four game sweep that felt like it took longer than a seven-game barn burner. On normal rest would this be any fairer to Cleveland?

How is this waste-of-space-between-the-front-and-the-back-of-a-suitcoat not in Washington, standing behind Eric Trump and whispering sinister things to him?

White Bible-thumping con-man with teeth like a military cemetery and the arm of Estelle Getty’s corpse: we gotta find a way to get him to play, he has The Stuff!

Joke about how hockey ends in occasional ties, the phrase “a tie is like kissing your sister” and Tennessee... here.

If he REALLY wants a challenge, next time do it while being distracted by Spock on rocket boots.

Serious answer? It’s an investment in growing good will with your customers. If you put in an effort to make their past purchases not quickly obsolete, you build up their faith that their next investment in your product is a good move, because that too will see support.

Do what you like, love what you love, have as much fun as you want! You dig playing this game competitively? Play the fuck out of it. You’re angry the company isn’t supporting your re-invention of their old product? Say it, for sure.

Is... Brandon Phillips of the opinion he is or was a superstar? A good player, sure, but this is the kind of thing you’d only expect out of Rickey Henderson’s mouth, in the third person, and at least Rickey would have a point about Rickey because in Rickey’s prime, Rickey was one of the goddamned best.

I’m just enjoying the fact that Baldman apparently responds in the third-person in interviews. I’m enjoying that we live in a world where a news story can involve someone going by the nom-de-guerre of “Baldman” who refers to him (or her, I s’pose) self as such in the third person.

Who would want to go outside in the humid part of summer in Florida, let alone for a weekday day game? Pretending major league baseball has to be A Thing in Florida is such a weird scam. Have spring training there in... spring... when it isn’t an alternately rainy-or-oppressively-humid hell on Earth! And then stop…

I want to say you gotta root for Cleveland because of the tech-doucheness surrounding GS’s ownership but... then again, Cleveland’s ownership is old-school douche.

ESPN culture mixing with Silicon Valley culture would create some kind of uber-douche with douche levels heretofore unseen.

Guys, that’s just his romantic pet name for his daughter.

TRUE FACT: In the finale of Night Court, Bull was obsessed with believing that a group of short-ish senior citizens were from Jupiter, when they claimed to be from Jupiter, Florida. At the end, they admit they are from the planet and take Bull back home with them where he will be as unto a god for being able to reach…

Yeah, it’s basically like a very nice mall that kind of has a little ballfield in the back as an afterthought. Probably not the reason for the low attendance but it can’t help.

For him, it was an incredible waste of public funds so some rich asshole could go golfing.

Where is the alt-reichs “It’s really about censorship in gaming journalism about terrorist attacks” rejoinder?

Gloucester Catholic sounds like the name of a frozen food supplier for a Friday Fish Fry