The idea that the only thing stronger than Dad-Strong Nolan Ryan was Bo Fucking Jackson makes me feel like, somehow, things were right in the world for one shining flicker.

Guy who got rich pretending to be scared by un-scary things doesn’t wanna pretend anymore. We are such a weird culture, you guys.

Fontuckyians.

Page 21 (redacted): The longer we keep this controversy up, the less we have to talk about our real problems.

What’s most important to all sides is that we’re not talking about concussions and murderers and beaters of wives and children, we’re talking about something infintesimally minor.

Ah, the classic Vegas-Quebec City rivalry, coming to blows over whether to call it Circus Circus or Cirque Cirque.

We used to have Border Blaster AM radio stations in Mexico to sell our snake oils. Now we have reality stars on instagram to sell ‘em. This is... a lateral move?

Is it a law that country singers gotta have names like the nom-de-plumes of airport trash novelists?

A universe where a giant douche like Bryce Harper gets to be that good at baseball is an inherently unfair and incorrect universe.

Whoever the rich idiot in the top photo is, he looks like the dumbest clone in a whole batch of Bruce Wayne clones, dumped out on the street as defective and working in a Men’s Wearhouse.

And that’s why, as a Mets fan, I’d rather punt this season than give any of them up in a trade. Screw it. I’d like to see what it’s like to have all five of these guys healthy and out there, none of this Gee/Colon bullshit or Niese mediocrity. I’d just like to SEE it.

That trickle-down you’re feeling is the megarich pissing on our heads.

Is pay-per-week really A Thing in soccer? Do people really talk about it in these terms? I’m not being a jerk, I’m genuinely interested. I’m mostly a baseball guy, I’ve never heard team sports salaries discussed in these terms before.

The tide turned enough that it was more of a risk to her brand to support Cosby than it was a reward to her if she stayed “loyal” if he gets away with this. That’s all. Strict business calculation. No points awarded.

Bath is just a fancy word for “filth wallow”, yes.

That picture, right there, that’s Western Civilization giving up. That’s the moment. Drink it in, that’s when we stopped even nominally trying.

She wants a syndicated afternoon show and is minting crazy rulings to get there.

Somebody’s gunning for a syndicated afternoon judge show, I see.

People having pissing matches over who ripped off whose unofficial fan fiction of tightly-based on a property neither has any actual rights to is a deconstructionist’s wet nightmare. I’m not saying it’s necessarily wrong or that either party is totally right or wrong but... man... this is where we’ve gotten and it’s…

Pivot from one politically-charged narrative to another and hope people fall for it. The O.J. Simpson Memorial Defense Strategy.