When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

Emma, you forgot #52, just ahead of Tom Brady: Beinghitby A. Car.

dumber

Gotta be Aaron Hernandez.

Rae Carruth.

I will ask. What jersey would you wear in this situation? I feel a common response would be an O.J Simpson jersey, which is pretty silly. But I personally don’t have an answer to this.

I hope he ended his address of the jurors with a tearful “that’s my quarterback” 

“I ain’t got time to bleed.”

I’m watching Predator at work

What did Cheetolini say this time? I’m watching Predator at work and don’t feel like clicking the link to his Twitter feed.

I know I’m supposed to read this as Trump, but it’s coming out as Steinbrenner

Dang, I know I’m supposed to scold you for using “retarded” these days but... fuck it:

If this were the Cardinals, Tom would have 10,000 words on racism.

If somebody had placed your quote with the actual quote and held a gun to my head, I would have assumed he said yours, and I’d be dead.

Looks like it was “Take a Hipster to the White House” Day.

“Great team, awesome win. Love the Cubs. Since I was a boy, I loved them, watched them win that big championship back when I was a kid, fan ever since. Huge, great. Tom Ricketts, good friend of mine, great friend. Talk to Ernie Blanks on the phone twice a month, just to chat. That’s how much the Cubs mean to me. …

This may sound terrible, but it isn’t unprecedented. In 2014, former Mariners catcher Jesus Montero was a perfect 31-for-31 at Baskin-Robbins.

After seeing the headline I clicked into the article to see what news about the Cleveland Browns I had missed.