Came here for this comment, wasn’t disappointed. +1

When asked about the DMs, Chandler responded “Could I BE any more of a creep?”

Could he BE any more of a mess?

-1.0 rWAR

Still having a better night than Ken Giles

Sure, all Packer fans are Trump supporters AND all Trump supporters are racists. You do realize this logic makes you not one bit better than them, right?

I hate it when I make good points poorly.

No mere condom can stop Cromartie. Hell, someday the man will be dead and buried three years, and if some woman comes forward with a newborn claimed Cromartie, I will be inclined to believe her.

“Condoms are nearly free? Why am I just learning this now?”

Reach-arounds are for selfish traitors

You’re greycist!

Football tickets are so expensive these days that I just have to oppose gay marriage. It just makes sense!

But what else could it be about? Hopefully a shit ton of greys can explain this complex issue to me.

I’m mostly offended at the idea of drinking beer out of a straw.

Because of that play, I distinctly remember 8-year-old me being excited when Sid Bream came to the Astros because I assumed he was good.

So this is a weird story.

As a 12 year old Braves fan growing up in the South in 1992, this was pretty much the greatest moment of my young life, especially after the trauma of the 1991 World Series. But yeah, I feel for Pirates fans. Now that I’m more of a non-denominational baseball fan, I really want the Pirates to make a run and win a…

awesome screen name

Pirates fan here. Putting this play in perspective always reminds me of the scene in Back to the Future II when Doc is describing how timelines diverged and they’re in the crap one.