Only his 3rd? Yawn.

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

I’m not sure Americans could do that with our own anthem

I love geographic-demographic humor

Judge Dong and his Hung Jury

It’s my favorite annual rite of spring: the Penguins ripping the heart out of Capitals’ fans collective chest, in the most painful way possible.

Was really hoping Britt McHenry would get the axe today. Would’ve been a victory for vehicle impound employees everywhere.

Buncha Floridians beating each other up over natty ice? This hardly seems newsworthy.

Why would you write that when you could have written “Dick 4:69" instead? What a wasted opportunity.

The man dressed as Groucho Marx there as well,

I’ve lived in Florida. I don’t like Florida. But I’m always surprised more people don’t know about and visit the Clearwater / Dunedin area. Scientology aside, Clearwater, Indian Rocks, Dunedin, those seem like surprisingly nice, livable places. You might be right about a team helping draw people there, but, really, it…

Every asshole has the right to pose after running up those steps (also like an asshole)

“We specifically stopped here for a day to do the Rocky steps,this being the epitome of Philadelphia—the Rocky tour.”

Your rights were basically forfeit the second you purchased the ticket. Passengers agree to being bumped (with compensation) whether they read the fine print or not. Dude probably should have read the fine print. The police shouldn’t have body slammed him.

“Me? Not so much.”

“So did I.”

1980 USSR vs. USA. Do you believe in mircales? YES