+1 sad fan at Tropicana

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[Insert terrible Pelle Lindbergh crash joke]

Fellow jagoff ex-pat here. There is no way they make the wild card. Just being realistic because with the braintrust up Federal Street they’ll never do anything organization-wise that will put them over the top. They’ll always need to catch a little lightning in a bottle with retreads and 4A starters, and that can’t…

Potaders! Just whip baby!

This comment is criminally underappreciated.

Blue Balls Matter

You’ve got an extraneous “ing business” in that sentence.

“What’s a roof?”

#69. mike shirt is nothing if not a classy motherfucker.

In their butt, Steve.

That’s why Bad Hombres is on there

Question: Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie regular or double decker?

Regarding technical talent vs songwriting/swagger see: Rush. All rush dorks love to tell you how Neil Peart is THE best drummer EVER. They may be right, but all Rush songs are hot garbage masked with impressive licks/chops/drumsmanship. See also: Dream Theatre. Fight me dorks.