ungray-ing you to have your words read ;)

The top photo screams “ look at my cock, ladies, don’tcha LOVE IT??!!” “What? Whereyagiong? We’re only having fun! What? Frigid bitch!”

Billy, you moron.

Exactly. I offer sleep assistance for parents in need, as well as help them develop healthy sleep patterns. I charge insane amounts of money to essentially coach the parents into treating sleep as the most important healthy pattern and gift they can give their babies. The “ideal” time to start sleep assistance is 4-6…

Make America Grope Again.

No, those people are being giant douches. I told my own father off about it the other day, and he backed down and admitted he was being shitty. Almost all of these people are accusing of her making it up, which is criminal btw, simply because they don’t like her. They think that just because she made a sex tape with a…

That smug face and he’d cross his arms and lean back like he’s letting you admire his brilliance. ugh.

Stop. Being. Horrifying. Dicks. To. A. Victim.

A French thief’s new house.

Rich people stuff

Either he has a horrible PR team or doesn’t listen to them. That’s all I got right now because I truly do not understand why these words are allowed to come out of his mouth in a public format.

He’s not going to win.

Ditto!

JUST 50/50 this whole deal and have it over with. It’s not like they have to worry about how they’re going to have to cover next months rent, just think of the kids and have it over with. 50/50 that s**t. The government just funded us to go to Mars(!), Gigi Hadid knows her self-defense classes inside-out, Shailene…

I’m not going to lie: AfterEllen had been shit for a few years, since the departure of Sarah Warn basically and them being bought by Logo. It was only recaps of tv shows with lesbian “subtext” (such as Rizzoli and Isles) and articles about sexual fluidity as if all lesbians are suddenly fluid and attracted to men.…

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.