Once in awhile I feel bad for America.

For a second j thought you said he deserves a Lemon Pussy.

No, his words didn’t actually jump out of the television and physically harm me. His words didn’t reach out and grab me in the vagina. Words are words are words. Because someone speaks them doesn’t mean they can actually harm a persons body.

That’s my gaslighting ex husbands mo too. “Honestly...”

I literally had to take cleansing breaths during that.

Welcome to the 2016 Presidential Deflection.

It’s the 2016 Presidential DEFLECTION.

And her suit is ON POINT.

It’s also On Demand if you have cable.

I’m beyond thrilled that it’s his debate tonight. I have all the faith.

Me too hon. Literal pit of nausea in my stomach. I’ve also had a trigger filled migraine since yesterday.

He doesn’t like fat women.

I love the travel channel with such passion.

It’s so sinister with such a clunky sound. He never once attempts to sip it.

It’s the new misogynist handshake, haven’t you heard?

Exactly. He’ll probably be the one to get fired or make a statement about those who were offended. I couldn’t GET OVER it though, I thought he was a father of daughters?

I think you grab it similarly to how you would open a hatchback trunk?

Exactly. I offer sleep assistance for parents in need, as well as help them develop healthy sleep patterns. I charge insane amounts of money to essentially coach the parents into treating sleep as the most important healthy pattern and gift they can give their babies. The “ideal” time to start sleep assistance is 4-6…