I just assumed the twist is the one with the disorder is the girl and she’s been an unreliable narrator the whole time.

It’s a buckle, one of those large, heavy-duty plastic clip ones. A lot of collars designed for outdoor use have them. An actual shock collar (or even GPS collar, at least the one I have for my dogs) is much larger.

Only if they stop treating Will like he’s entirely asexual.

As someone who was that kid in high school, I’m gonna project myself on Kyrgios. He’s scared that he may fulfill his potential and still fail. It’s a lot easier to accept an early loss in a tournament because you didn’t try than to give it your all and still come up short because you just weren’t good enough.

Or they are doing their jobs speaking for their constituents? 

That’s the joke.

Isn’t butt stuff pretty much 2nd base these days?

Do we get to see his dong though? Getting surprised by seeing it in gone girl was fun and i’d like to do it again, I just hope he trimmed the hedges this time.

If they do, an interesting thought exercise would be to ask yourself if you would have cared about this music were it released when Michael was still living

When did 1976 become “several centuries ago”? Did I magically get transported into some distant star-date in the future? If so, please let it be one of the years when Riker was still super-cute.

How many passports does Naomi Campbell have?!

Aren’t you the guy who said there was no way these people would be charged?

Gay dude here to interject - I do!

This is precisely why I gave up straightening my naturally 4C hair. EVERYTHING made my hair break off. If I used the “lite” perm, there were no actual changes to my hair structure. “Regular” or “Bone Straight” would effectively straighten my hair, but would also weaken it to the point of falling out. Wash and…

This isn’t like running up to a person using a wheelchair and asking “What’s your community’s stance on the ADA?”

One has to wonder why you clicked a headline that has literally the opposite of any interest for you.

My darling Lindy,