Well, if they took a regular plane, the boys/men might be tempted into sinful thoughts by the un-modestly dressed flight attendants and other passengers. The parents would have to keep saying “Nike” through the whole flight. And what if Glen Danzig is on board and thinks it’s a request to sing Nike a go go, then…

Here is a guy encouraging women not to mutilate their bodies in the name of some bizarre, unattainable beauty standard. By all means, everyone, attack him.

As much as I can’t stand this guy, he doesn’t need “treatment”. This is what happens sometimes when your family expects you to fulfill a role that is perhaps not what you want for your life. This guy ISN’T about family values, being married etc. And that’s fine. But the pressure of his family and church’s expectations…

Are you some kind of celebrity? Cheating on your wife? Get caught? Do you masturbate at least three times a week? Congrats! It’s not your fault! You have a disease. A sex addition disease! A disease so subtle, it didn’t interfere with your life until you got caught with egg on your face! Come to our rehab center to…

Woah woah woah, back up.

“I lugged this archaic camera all the way out here and didn’t have one Kodiak moment!”

I’m glad I’m not the only one who dealt with ‘WTF?!’ of this by thinking “The real crime is that he filmed this in Portrait.”

Meaning, he can’t even manage to kill himself when he is pointing a gun at his own body, but managed to kill two others this morning.

Where was that inaccuracy six fucking hours ago?

As someone who also deals with horrific things with humor, thank you for this!

Fuck this day. Fuck this whole fucking week. Now I can cross “watch snuff film” off my NEVER CROSS ANYTHING OFF THIS FUCKING LIST list. Fuck everything.

So this guy is running from the law and posting on Twitter and Facebook? Not sure why he was fired, but it certainly wasn’t for not being able to multi-task.

If I had to hear about their god damn “floaty” one more time... in meantime they only seemed mildly concerned about a MOTHER bear of FIVE cubs eating the bucket of chlorine tablets!!!

To all those budding ichthyologists out there, this species of shark is indigenous to southern California, specifically the tonier waters from Venice and Santa Monica, running as far north as Broad Beach in Malibu.

Why are people stalin on giving their approval?

I saw this in Target the other day, with 2 teenage girls eyeing it. I wanted to set it on fire.

I just read a bunch of comments from women like ‘no, I like being called a trophy because...’ JFC, women. Stop confusing ‘trophy’ with ‘winning.’ In this context it’s the exact opposite. You are not the winner, your husband is because he got you - a shiny, pretty, object. This isn’t a good way to say you’re…

Nay its not just sexist. Its misogynistic. It treats the woman as just an object. Something gained by the man as a prize. Trophy Wife totally dehumanizes the woman and makes her seem like nothing more then a prize that instead of being placed on the shelf is bragged about as a victory by the man.

They left the “A” off the beginning.