I think a lot of the men who come to this site truly believe they want to listen to women, or believe they are our“allies” and in reality, especially if it’s something that hits home for them, they have no more real respect for women than your average MRA. They have a lot of unacknowledged internalized misogyny, which…

Jesus Christ. Sure, come on a feminist site as a hetero man, drop some actual real-life sexist bullshit on us that you’re doing to your own daughter, and when you hear back from some actual women who have life experience with the shit you are pulling right now, get defensive as fuck and deny our past experiences. Way…

I feel so old. Raise your hand if you were watching season 3 when Keith was kicked off for pattern books!

Your daughter already knew long, long ago never to talk to Dad about “sex stuff”. She was aware of it way before you were. How do I know? I had a Dad like you. That Dad still doesn’t know huge parts of my life and doesn’t know my sister was raped a couple decades ago. And he never will. We got the message even without…

Eh. I’m a judgey parent and think some things are just more right than others. You’re not a bad parent but you ARE giving your children subtle cues on what you believe about sex. The fact that you’re more comfortable with your kids taking part in a TRIPLE HOMICIDE (killing 3 humans!) than being intimate with a person…

Bleagh. Maybe be more open with your kids about sex? Show them it’s not something to be ashamed of or something that needs to be hushed about in the corners of the house, away from dad. My dad talked to me about sex when I was 14.l and it made me a better person for it. He bought my tampons, drew me a bath when I had…

My pharmacy won’t refill my birth control even a day early unless I pay out of pocket, because of my insurance. A few times, I can only assume the pharmacy billed the insurance a few days late because I couldn’t refill when I ended a pack because “I should still have 5 days remaining according to the system” even…

Somerhalder: But unbeknownst to poor Nikki, she didn’t realize that I was gonna go in her purse and take out her birth control and...by the way, it was the beginning of the pack, so I had to pop all of those suckers out...

The number one cause of death among American women is abuse at the hand of their male partners. The number one time this is likely to occur is during pregnancy. I’m almost surprised OB/GYN’s aren’t required by law to hand out those booklets.

Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.

Not to put too fine a point on it...

That’s why I don’t support BLM because they NEVER mention anything about Saving the Whales or Keeping Tahoe Blue! Those selfish pricks.

FTFY

We really should be more careful about c-sections though . . . you never know when the child untimely ripped from your womb will move Great Birnam Wood to Dunsinane Hill and kill a Scottish king!

When you see Kate Hudson on the cover of a magazine flaunting her “fun, flirty, and fit” figure, you don’t think Christ, what’s she promoting now. You think... Oh look there’s Kate Hudson, doing her job! Wow, what a beautiful day. I’d like to adopt a puppy. 

“Does anybody here have any objection as to why these two people should not be married?”

Hey, we’re on the Interwebs in the comments section of a gossip blog. Our fucking JOB is to render absolute judgments on any and everything as if we are all the king shits of what is right/wrong. So YOU fuck off, jack.

Funny thing...my family (who are all born again Christians) have the tact NEVER to say this to me. “Corgis, aren’t you glad you’re here with us and not dead in a dumpster?”

I can’t stand it I know ABC planned it
But I’m gonna set it straight, this Carey-gate
I can’t stand Dick Clarks new years rocking eve when I’m in there
Because your New years ball ain’t so New years clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking dancer by my side.

They doomed themselves. There’s no way they’re going to beat 172 demons. Brimstone couldn’t stop 113. My Name is Earl couldn’t cross 277 things off his list. The Pirates of Dark Water couldn’t even gather 13 Treasures of Rule.