The “How Can I Tell id I’m Really in Love?” PSA is Jason/Justine Bateman goldmine of cringe.

I never understood how that would’t create a huge cognitive dissonance in kids.

Metcalf’s actual daughter is playing the part.

I can only star you once, but I’m doing it as hard as I can.

My only regret is that I have but one star to give.

I’m Jewish, and the only Jewish protagonists I can think of were in holocaust novels. It’s extremely fucked up.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who dealt with ‘WTF?!’ of this by thinking “The real crime is that he filmed this in Portrait.”

“The shirt you’re describing is part of a collection of engagement and wedding shirts that are available in our women’s and plus size departments.”

Super Mario Bros: the Movie. Starring Dennis Hopper as King Koopa and Bob Hoskins as Fire My Agent.

The illustrations take place in an alternate universe where syphilis is incurable and the Jim Henson Company is a prosthesis supplier.