I read about 1/4 of the first book because it was the choice of one of the new members of a book club, I was trying to be polite. But holy shitsnacks, the grammar was so atrocious it rivaled any 6th grade paper I’d ever graded. The tenses, the improper verbiage, the liberal and unnecessary commas (SO MANY COMMAS)...…

I know I’m a horrible person for admitting this, but “liked the books and/or movie” is on my list of “opinions others have which automatically make then suspect as people whom I could like."

So she’s THAT much of a fan of Twilight she will create a reason why she can’t publish this book just like What’s her name got mad at the leaking of her extra book? Wow.

Stephanie Meyer. EL James’ idol and mentor.

OK, is anyone else having flashbacks to when whatshername rewrote Twilight from Edward’s perspective and then the manuscript leaked and she refused to publish it after all?

The fact that you admit to having alcohol beforehand makes me side-eye a little bit...that and the other tattoo photos, not sure what the point was there. Some of them are really good. But if you want that tattoo so badly I’m glad you just kept going until you found someone who would help you. Artists have every right…

same! i mean, when i get pregnant i’m often torn between whether or not i should abort or have the thing so i can molest it later on! it's the never-ending liberal conundrum.

We get so wrapped up in singing the national anthem backwards while setting giant piles of bibles ablaze that we often don’t have time for incestuous molestation.

As a liberal, I can confirm that our favorite activity (besides buying lobster with food stamps and having abortions) is child molestation. My family has a reunion every year just to make sure we all get a shot.

BEGONE, YE GHOST OF EDMUND BURKE.

Pure speculation on my part, but.

Visit their FB page, cry and get back to me.

He has a face that looks like the result of Gary Shandling mating with a pig.

Seriously. Jeremy Renner, take note.

Isn’t that what happened with the Ana-Lucia and Libby characters on LOST? They both got DUIs or something and got killed off because they were “trouble.”

Do you remember when sex was hot and a handy-J cost a penny-farthing?

Neigh-sayers?

Don’t listen to no nay-sayers, E.L. James! You just keep at that horse!