For the love of God close down and pay the people scheduled. The high is supposed to be -12. Treat it like you would a hurricane.

My most wonderful, amazing uncle died in November from pneumonia. It all started with the flu. He had a shot but a terribly suppressed immune system, so he still got sick. My hillbilly anti-vaxxer brother refuses to get his kids vaxxed. Hillbilly brother ends up hospitalized last month. Call me cruel, but no sympathy…

Another thing about being poor: most people have no idea that the income level for being poor is far higher than they think it is.

Nothing gets that declining birth rate back up like some forced sterilizations.

There’s a meme that keeps coming up on my facebook (because everyone I follow is progressive as heck) that basically goes:

I would go to this gender-reveal party and no others.

Gender reveal parties are so so strange to me. I’ve seen them with cakes that say shit like “Guns or Glitter?” and ”Cowboy or Ballerina?” and it drives me bonkers to see the gender norms enforced before the kid is even born.

In the Netflix version- did anyone else kind of freak at the guy who said that after they were told to just go get tents he said ‘we didn’t want neighbors so we started destroying, ripping, and pissing on beds in the tents around us ” or words to that effect? I found that chilling- how many of those types are out…

Is it just me, or are these tweets downright presidential?! All the finger pointing, blame shifting, needless capitalization... Ja Rule 2020!

I have a similar story but would have to make a burner for it... Let’s just say it wasn’t my mouth that swallowed the ball from my barbell (which wasn’t in my mouth, either), that gagging noises are not what you want to hear in some situations, and my initial response was "CAN YOU GET IT BACK?!?"

Why would he charge you if they’re free??? Especially since it was his fault??

One thing that drove me crazy about the press conference immediately after her recovery was that the Barron Sheriff kept claiming direct or indirect credit for her “recovery”.  THAT GIRL RESCUED HERSELF. I’ve been following this case since the beginning (because I’m way too into true crime, not because I’m…

Whenever I do wear a ponytail, taking it out is 1000% more pleasurable than taking off my bra. Sometimes I want to wear one just to experience that moment of sweet release.

During this debacle I followed some of the attendees to track the mess in real time because I love a slomo trainwreck, this included following some sort of trustafarian named kt_magee (0n instagram), who was posting about her experience. This ended up being the gift that kept on giving, because long after Fyre Fest out…

My downstairs neighbor keeps saving up boxes and boxes of glass jars. She claims that she posts them on Craiglist and people agree to pick them up, but really they just sit for weeks in our shared lobby/mailbox area until I get sick of tripping over them and recycle them myself.

Interesting! I just looked this up because I hadn’t heard of it before but I have SO many of the symptoms: Chronic excessive daytime sleepiness, Sleeping 9 hours or more over 24-hour periods, yet not feeling refreshed, Non-refreshing daytime napping, Sleep drunkeness after nighttime sleep and naps, “Brain fog” while…

The quality of a pho restaurant is inversely proportional to the punniness of its name.

Alright, I see your point in that. That does sound fair.
I’m thinking more like the people (I work with a few) that make a big fuss about their birthday week or month every year just as a way to get attention.

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

I don’t quite understand why you would think it wouldn’t play on the Fire TV stick. That’s what I watched it on and it ran fine.