Yikes. These aren’t even jokes. They’re greyed-out comments.

I once tried going vegan, giving up one animal at a time, but stopped at chickens because birds are horrible and deserve whatever happens to them.

No doubt there are a lot of Britons who feel this way, but the “people on Twitter said this thing” has to be one of my least favorite pieces of new journalism. There are people on Twitter who say they want to fuck Gritty. We gonna write a story about that now? Actually someone on Giz media probably already has.

Lucy Knisley’s excellent memoir/food comic ‘Relish’ features an anecdote where she’s attacked by a vicious flock of geese, and thereafter enjoyed eating foie gras all the more.

We owned a few back on the family farm a few years back. Nothing but a bunch of honking feathered s***bags.

How are Canadians known for being so polite, but their geese couldn’t possibly be more rude?

I’m with you. This review actually makes me want to watch it. Some of my most tumultuous relationships with friends have had no sexual aspect, because the absence of sex and its complications makes them seem safer, so we’re more truthful with each other and they last longer than a sexual infatuation. Jealousy, envy,…

As a cis queer woman I ask, why do they need to be gay? Not all tension comes from sexuality and sometimes there are other circumstances that create this tension between characters, like in these books. I don’t need every character to reflect my personal experience with sexuality. I think (?) I see where you’re coming…

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

It’s not really the spirit of the thing, though, is it? It’s like if the rick girl’s parents swoop in and buy thousands of dollars worth of Girl Scout cookies, so she wins the award for best cookie seller.

Yeah, a friend of mine raved and raved about it. Found a store in NYC, bought some to try, as well as their ‘advent calendar’. Ended up throwing most of it out because if I wanted my tea to taste like a creme brulee, I’d just go get some creme brulee and be done with it.

Their normal tea (like a sencha or Earl Grey, etc.) is actually really good. The black tea isn’t necessarily Fortnum and Mason good, but they’ve got quality tea there mixed in with the fruit tisanes and actual candy blends.

Basically. Especially their herbals...some of which do contain actual candy. But even their barebones leafs have good flavor.

She 100% does lol.

The author of that story (I read it last week) was on a solipsistic rumination about himself and what he perceived as his role in destroying a business he loved.

Or drink whatever you want that’s healthy and you find tasty. So for some, that’s water. For others, it’s La Croix. Yes, some people find it tastes like a fart of a fruit in liquid form, but you know what? They don’t need to have it! Turns out no one is forcing people to drink La Croix. And yet Every. Single. Time.…

This is so sad. Gwen becomes whoever she's dating at the time. I wonder if she and Brad Pitt dated would it be like black hole that sucks itself into itself. 

“After the run-in with her niece, Viola decided to comfort herself with McDonald’s burgers and vodka.”
I’m just here to cosign this kind of self-care when arguing with family members. You gotta take care of yourself.

And the funniest part is even THEY don’t look like that everyday. They have to “get ready” for shows and photoshoots.  Insane cardio, grueling diets, etc.