Thing I didn't think about until now: acting as a hair and makeup artist is a super easy front for money laundering.

Look for the cruise schedules for the nearest docks to know when to avoid peak times/days for crowds. It really saved us from the high shit show days in Dubrovnik. Also, instead of visiting the most popular places, consider the 3rd or 4th most popular in the area. Croatia was lovely, but the cities Bosnia and…

But what about the two iterations of Buck Bundy, and how when the first dog passed he got reincarnated as the new dog and was screwed again?

This summer’s hottest trend: symbolic, questionably legal, weddings.

*Waits for Shane Dawson champagne glass conspiracy video*

Thing I miss about Croatian restaurant etiquette: self seating whenever and not waiting for a host. Thing I do not miss: having to flag/chase down a server to pay so we could leave.

A quiet polite smile, or nod of acknowledgement, and that's it. Please, for the love of God, don't be the woman on the plane seat behind me that forced the poor German woman next to her into conversation for 8 hours.

Just stick to buying candy and regional snacks as souvenirs, people go nuts for them!

Mr. Kate is really soothing to watch. It helps that even though she comes from money (her dad is the head of Starz and overall sounds kinda terrible, hence why he's pretty much never mentioned), they don’t really seem to want it be known. They are excellent budget shoppers!

You know, sometimes I think about how exciting it is that I get to marry my partner soon, when it would not have been legal at all a handful of years ago. And that I get to legally call her my family, and imagine us growing into sassy weird old ladies together.

We threw the whole wedding playbook out the window. We already had a big European trip planned months ago. My fiancee was going to propose while there but decided to pop the question early, so now we’re calling it our honeymoon (and scoring all of those sweet honeymoon freebies while we’re away). We’re doing an…

I don’t know, whenever I describe my relationship with my fiancee, the best way I can put it is, “It’s kind of like the best slumber party forever.” We watch cartoons, eat snacks, gossip, stay up in bed just talking about life, practice kissing...

I’m not sure if they took one of the most important parts of Skins away from Skins, which was having actual teenagers in the writer’s room. For instance, having people like Daniel Kaluuya actually write for the show (on top of his role as Posh Kenneth) really helped balance out the intensity with some realistic levity.…

Now that I’m engaged, I went from not giving a shit about other people’s wedding plans to wishing I Thee Dread was still active. Literally, every person I’ve spoken to that had a wedding made it sound the complete opposite of chill.

I'll be honest, the last time I even noticed a home kitchen in a male directed movie was in Paul Feig's A Simple Favor. Can we get more real estate kitchen porn in movies in general?

I feel like it’s going to be passed around forever and never worn.

I got this gorgeous hand-painted dress from a woman at a clothing swap, the tag was still on and it was marked down 90%! She told me she loved the print, but it just didn’t fit her right. I kept it, thinking if I went down 5lbs I’d totally fit it! Welp, my weight fluctuated in the other direction. I gave it to my…

Only if they also bring back Margaux and give us a will they or won't they romance.

As someone newly gay engaged, I'm adding this to the list of possible places to elope.

I think I watched too many self defense PSAs growing up, because now I only wear my bags crossbody.