I’m Claudia because there’s only one Asian person.

This is usually how I refer to my energy levels due to my sleep disorder. If we’re out, I usually just tell my partner that my battery is running low and she knows that I need to get home and sleep asap. So then she makes other arrangements for getting home later, or we call it a night.

The ABC podcast about her just interviewed people who grew up with her, and apparently she name dropped being the step-niece of Lorenzo Lamas 😂

The way both of the girls squeal and throw shouting tantrums is so legit it’s almost scarring. I love this show, it’s screamingly funny!

Completely not shocked by this at all, I’ve been told by musician friends that he’s a major asshole. I just hope this means Mandy Moore can move on and start making music again.

Our department is in a high rise on one of the top floors, and the building sways a little. Not only that, but the floors are extra bouncy and sensitive, so it always feels like someone is bouncing their knees behind me. And I swear, what is it with lead foot adults who walk like barefoot toddlers? I'm grateful for…

So when can we get to changing the laws that insist that married queer parents still have to adopt their own ivf kids?

Basically, I’m tired of picking up after her. We've discussed it and she's trying to do better, but it's a very slow road to progress.

I’m pretty sure my girlfriend has what I call “last bite blindness”. One serving left of coffee in the bag? Uh oh, guess it’s time to move on to the new unopened bag and leave that last serving in the old bag on the counter for weeks! Everything with one serving left either goes to waste until it goes bad and gets…

Ooof, the Kim Porter report. Get your flu shot, people! You can get the nasal mist if you hate needles or are allergic to eggs!

When I get pregnant, I want to throw a gender reveal party just to reveal that all of the cupcakes say, “Who cares? Gender is a social construct!”

Ja, just create a third Fyre Festival doc so we can all see your receipts! STICK THIS DRAMA IN MY VEINS!

I mean, I did eat it...

I accidentally ate the replacement barbell for my tongue piercing while getting it replaced. My piercer turned his head for a sec before screwing on the bottom ball, and I could feel it rolling back into my throat which was wide open since my head was tilted back. But I was too afraid to injure myself or something, so…

I used to work in fashion and spent a lot of energy on curating how I dressed. Now I pay Stitchfix to have some lady pick out my clothes for me and send it to me in a box. She does a great job, I look like a grown up sometimes. 

Seriously, give her the money. She's earned it and will need it.

The Impossible 2.0 uses soy instead of wheat, they’re waiting on the certification but they claim it is gluten-free.

I refer you to Eugene Lee Yang’s mom, who I mostly agree with on this ranking.

People will try to get rid of everything on Freecycle. There's one person in my local Freecycle who has been trying to give away "Large Plastic Drink Cups" that are clearly just garbage cups from fast food places for about a year. Someone finally took their other offer of "Dog Did It" plastic grocery bags after about…

There's nothing stopping you from just not picking and letting the movie move forward without your input. Then it just plays out like a regular movie. Admittedly not a very interesting one, but a movie nonetheless.