Legit, one of the only reasons I put up with some of the coolness exoticizing that’s happening right now is because it makes it easier for me to get shrimp chips at the grocery store.

I need the second photo as a painting to prominently display in my office.

Same thing happens every few years around cults, they come in waves. Sometimes we get lucky and it’s a two for one deal!

“What’s this hard crunchy thing in the soup?”

This post feels like it came from a very specific personal event.

Wait, to include in the dinner that’s probably already being made? Why?

My high school friend’s dad was a cook at DeGidio’s. If it weren’t for the slur of a name, I’d nominate it as the flagship Twin Cities food over the Jucy Lucy.

I did the thanks but no thanks with a number of dates, more often than not it got me some really childish insults in return. One even came back a few months later with a racist slur, that was fun. I think it was cordial and understanding twice.

This is one of those things I just don’t get about gift giving culture. I buy people gifts when I think of them or see something I think they’d like. I don’t like the idea as gifts being used as an entry ticket to any person’s party. And if I said thank you when you gave me something, you know I’m thankful for it. Do…

Iceberg lettuce. What is the point? Other types of lettuce are fine, I actually like buttercrunch lettuce. But every time lettuce is somewhere, especially a salad, it’s that bullshit flavorless leaf.

Off the top of my head, Erika Lust’s company (X Confessions, Lust Cinema) and Stoya’s company (Trenchcoat X) pride themselves on paying their actors fairly and treating them ethically. And *surprise* the women actually look like they are enjoying the sex in their videos!

My person’s ex was like this, to the point where she thought they were having an affair. I was told of all of this well before I met the best friend and was really curious what kind of goddess must set this ex off in such a way. When I finally did meet her it was clearly obvious that a) they’d never be interested in…

Could be worse, my friend’s baby was something like 11 days overdue. She was not in the mood anymore!

Happy early Rex Manning Day!

What a coincidence, I just got my hair done in hypebeast pigeon!

He’s just mad he’ll never look that good.

I forgot about the bedtime tuck in coupon!

The episode of his fitness show where they go roller skating together is a delight! She’s the perfect foil to his grumpy persona.

As someone who has my hair unicorned regularly, it’s also way easier to text my hair wizard with questions or ideas and have her shoot them down over the phone and save myself a consultation. Plus she (as I’m sure many other stylists) does her own scheduling, so I’ll usually text directly instead of calling the salon.

We’re the late comers of the friend group, everyone is already married and having babies around us. Therefore, we’ve unofficially decided we are taking up the mantle of wacky aunts who show up with treats for the kids and food for the parents.