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Edie Beale's Costume
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You knew it was coming!

My couch is my break room when I work from home. I take an actual lunch break and set a timer. Sometimes it’s lunch, sometimes it’s a nap, but guaranteed it’s never in front of the work computer.

I don’t understand why no one says she unplugged the kayak. It’s right there, she removed the plug.

Serious question: will the exhibition show include him skating to his own rendition of Rihanna’s “Diamonds”?

Do you remember Johnny’s reality show? Oof, what a hot mess!

She directed most of the later season episodes. She was one of my first lesbian icons on TV before I even knew about lesbians.

There have been shows about what it was like behind the scenes at Married With Children, and they had far more women on the crew than most shows back then. They knew it was supposed to be subversive and satirical. It may just be one of those cases where the most convincing assholes are played by the nicest people.

I will say the last serious talk I had with my partner meant we got some of the best chicken in town. Nothing softens up a serious conversation like lard.

Additional suggestion: fondue mugs.

I’ve been to weddings of couples that met on OkCupid, I’m in a relationship with someone I met on there. For all the garbage people on there, some are actually decent.

So... Why not just ask where they grew up?

When you run into your 8th grade algebra crush at the bank.

Dafuq did I just read?

Visit Jezebel, get a dog and pony show.

She’s hilarious, and I lover her even more because she tags all of her swimsuit photos #veryfat #verybrave

Oh god. All of that food is ruined.

Or maybe the prospect of licking sticky fingers and then touching things in public is really fucking gross. IT IS FLU SEASON, PEOPLE! STOP LICKING YOUR HANDS AND TOUCHING THINGS!

This Superbowl should be hers. She was a major part of introducing mainstream pop to the Minneapolis sound.

Amazon has both tissues laid flat and compressed packets, I just buy the compressed ones because bathroom space is limited enough. They’re also great for any diy masks that are too goopy to put on alone.

You can buy compressed pill packets of just the dry sheet mask tissues at $10 for 100. Take the package with the excess serum, drop in a compressed sheet mask, store in a Ziplock or a vacuum sealed bag. Voila, twice the sheet masks!