Being legally blind gets you lighter punishment? He shouldn’t benefit from our prison system’s complete lack of structure for people with disabilities.

Hannah, aren’t oil cleansers the best?

In other pedophile news, Mark Salling killed himself. So there’s that.

Pretty sure she used to on the Cooking Channel.

Wait.. was he the guy in the latest Slutever about jilling women off?

Under a blanket between my legs is my dogs favorite spot! He sleeps in a crate at night, which he is so used to he’ll usually just wander off to bed without me telling him. But on the couch if I’m just writing emails or watching TV, if he sees the blanket he immediately dives in and nestles into his dog circle.

My sneezes are from being really snotty and congested. One time I was in my boyfriend’s bathroom, let out a huge sneeze, and heard a *blorp*. A snot rocket the size of two fingers had landed on the toilet seat.

My heart breaks for all of them. But I especially can’t imagine what it’s like for the oldest among them, who are legally adults, and now have to learn how to function in regular society after being traumatized for so long.

Think about how I felt when I found out that Bloodsport might be his favorite movie.

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That’s why I love/hate her. Who hasn’t had a conversation with someone who is such a one upper, it’s almost a pathological reaction?

I have a glowing sphere that wakes me up and calls me Sunshine, so yes.

I’m not saying I bought my Aerogarden for when the day this trend makes its way around here, but...

Now this, I would actually drink this as a hot broth.

Coming soon: Starbucks menstrual cups!

Take note, Jodi Foster!

Say what you will, but has someone with crazy long hair it is the absolute safest thing to put my hair up with and sleep in without damaging it. And as someone who works from home, I’m putting my hair up in a scrunchie when I need to make a quick run to get my mail or down to the gas station for a snack.

Screw M&Ms and Hershey’s, save the good chocolate!

How about I do neither and spend NYE with my partner and we complain about how it’s too cold to do anything?

More often than not, a person has won me over more to contact them based on what they wrote than how they look. Going looks based in the app was a major drawback for me.