You completely lost me at, “skip to 33 minutes”.

We have an election for Governor next year. It’s not that safe yet.

You know how much I would kill to be that bored and stress-free in my own life? Gah, to have so much energy to devote to being so stupidly outraged.

I think she was one of the My Super Sweet 16 kids?

At this point, I’m just waiting for someone to dig through a shoebox and find a picture of him flashing in a trench coat and black socks.

They have all of the standard stuff Chipotle has, plus more toppings. I made myself a chicken bowl and it was pretty spot on!

(pssst: Byerly’s has build your own burrito bars now as well)

My workplace lumps together vacation and sick time as PTO. So sometimes it’s more like, “Take a vacation, or hang on to time off for dear life because you might get a sinus infection.”

Human Error, this is where we need you to also take Tyrese off the internet for 11 minutes!

Bananagrams can get pretty heated.

All I know is apparently someone on Twitter airbnb’d at her place once, and she was a gracious host and left a welcome kit that included Bananagrams, condoms, and weed.

Other countries have much cuter insurance ads than the Geico geko.

We need you more than ever, hero ex employee!

But a glazed donut grilled cheese is why I’m fat.

I still insist that guests include their two favorite episodes of classic Simpsons and one Treehouse of Horror for our Simpsons party, though.

Well there goes his chance to be a Wayback Boy.

Peter drew the dicks, we all know how much he likes dicks.

Not only that, the actress playing the pivotal role as the Native American woman is actually Asian American. I get it girl, finding work as an Asian actress is hard. But you really wanna take such an important role away from another WOC about their story?