I’m telling ya, after awards season and JLaw gets over her professor Aronofsky phase, the next stop is whoever happens to be SNL’s latest mediocre cutie.

There’s also anecdotal evidence from my kitchen that it will be 20% more pantsless and result in 5% more staining of shirts.

I’m pro Sunday dates for one very specific reason: limited retail hours. No Sunday date can start too early or end too late because everything closes at a reasonable evening time. First dates, especially internet dates, are more for getting familiar than for hooking up anyway. And then since everything closes early…

I had to do a deep dive to figure out that he’s not the rich guy from the Carrie Diaries. Is he next in line or did she already date him?

There are some things microwaves are just easier and better for, like melting chocolate.

Yeah, I don’t need some new parent tell my hypersomnia self that I don’t know tired. I wish I even knew what caused it!

I’m grateful for Terry Crews coming out with his own story of sexual assault by a a Hollywood exec. I’m sure there are more.

Rumors about Jared Leto have been floating around forever.

This will be a great chance for everyone to jump on the zombie erotic friend fiction bandwagon.

This is the kind of news we need.

Most annoying thing about this hashtag: non-celeb current or recent teens posting pics of them on their best days claiming to be “so awkward!” No! You don’t get to claim awkward when you’re basically an Instagram model!

Bobby, when can they be downgraded to a They?

Living room setting one is for trash talking the people sitting in living room setting two.

That’s actually really sad. I hope he’s got a good mental health team working with him on his anxiety issues. What a miserable way to live.

I hate you all for compelling me to do a deep dive trying to figure out what she does for a living. Something on E? Make terrible #sponcon on Instagram? Other than that, I got nothing.

Another tip young people should really think about: if the tattoo artist tells you it won’t look good, it probably won’t look good. It’s not a personal judgement of taste, it’s professional advice from people who have seen (or may have even done at some point) really poorly done tattoos at the insistence of a client.

As a poor, we just hung out and slept a lot. I talked my parents into letting me go to summer school because I wanted to take some fun elective programs. They only let me go because there was transportation provided. That summer school was basically 75% kids who were forced to go and 25% show choir nerds like me.

I think the amount of messed up people in entertainment is about the same as any other industry, just as there are probably a similar amount of people people not in entertainment or even front facing jobs that are ridiculously attractive. The people in entertainment probably just have more enablers surrounding them…

Hollywood: masters of missing the point. The point of the success of this show was to a) look at more women created stories for source material and original content, b) hire women to produce stories, and c) create more stories that don’t use tired tropes.