Seriously hoping my friend with the 20 cabinet arcade games in his living room and no romantic life stumbles onto this and gets the hint.

Amber Rose, giving us awareness raps since 2012.

The convenience store at my office has been converted to a fully automated, card only shop that’s open 24/7. Convenient for people who are working late, but so far a bigger pain in the ass than it needs to be because people don’t know who to alert when the register doesn’t work.

I’m just really happy Al Franken is having an excellent day today. The only way this could have been better:

Between the house plants and my desire to wear kaftans all the time, I think I’m just trying to design my life around a Three’s Company motif.

Don’t jinx it!

His disdain for heteronormative blue says it all.

I mean, really.

I’ve been low key all over this ever since Ronan was a guest on Lovett Or Leave It. Clearly something is going on!

The only secret couple I want to see finally go public is Jon Lovett and Ronan Farrow.

I’m chalking this up to people who are actually trying get pregnant and are really anxious about fertility issues. Even a doctor’s visit is part of the plan, there’s probably parenting forums bursting at the seams with home remedies and old wive’s tales about how to make it work.

One of the best things about having a little sibling is using them as little models, and one of the best things about having older siblings is being a little kid who gets to take playing dress up to the next level.

Did he somehow unpunch a woman in the face? Actually, nevermind, even if he managed that it’s probably still no.

Maybe it’s because I was yelled at about it one too many times in gym classes, but I was mostly surprised you were allowed to keep your bracelet and watch on. Is that jade? Those are a bitch to take off.

There are so many other ways to train for flexibility into splits and oversplits. This is just cruel and looks more like team hazing.

If your kid is too young for sleepovers yet, she’s probably fucking tired and dealing with the many adjustments both physically and mentally. Assuming she was the biological birth giver, bodies take really long to adjust to and feel comfortable with post-labor. Changing it up sexually is just another thing to stress…

It’s not universal, just my personal assessment from being around poly people and people who try to say they are, but clearly aren’t after they actually dive in.

The situations where I hear about it working out usually start with people who are poly or have been poly before. Being monogamous for years and then suddenly deciding to give it a shot because reasons usually seems to turn out badly.

Yup, every time I’ve heard of a relationship opening up later in, it’s either one of two scenarios in a cis-hetero pairing: the woman gets way more attention, or the one who initialized the opening inevitably gets jealous of their partner’s new person.

The corona stretched out forever. The diamond ring was also one of my favorite parts!