littlebabypoop
littlebabypoop
littlebabypoop

And then you can get dead Hugh Hefner buried on top of you, like Marilyn Monroe did.

Come on now. Let’s not forget about the sweet sweet release of death.

Hopefully when they train her this time she will do better.

Only problem, Trump doesn’t follow direction

Coming from the crowd that appropriated “fake news”, it’s not surprising.

Ah, CPAC - the weekend that taxes Grindr to its limits.

The scene in George of the Jungle where George runs with the horses was a very important moment for my early womanhood, so I have always had a soft spot for Brendan Fraser. I also like Bedazzled and Blast from the Past without any irony.

I do not need fashion. I have this fabric, which I think will be my life now:

These motherfuckers need a goddamn hobby. Folks just want to live their lives without some nosey puritans getting up their asses. The next time some rightwing blow hard tries to give me a “small government” argument I’m going to take a dump in their lap.

But their congregants, who agree with this shit, do.

“As a congregation, I would have to say we are shocked that tax money is being used to push this agenda even further,”

We need this on tshirts right away.

DO NOT TOUCH FATHER OF THE BRIDE GODDAMMIT!!! That movie is perfect and every time I watch it it feels like I’m putting on the most comfy bathrobe and slippers and eating a bowl of warm cheesey mashed potatoes. I’m not ashamed that I watch it at least once a month. I’ll even watch the sequel which is sub-par at best,

Thoughts and prayers for you all, but cold hard cash from the NRA.

“No, sorry. I can’t hear your non-voting asses over the sound of counting this lobbyist cash.”

Fuck, I wish Soros would pay me be a liberal shill. I’m poor and out here promoting progressive propaganda for free like an idiot.

You got me, I’m getting baby back ribs and Yeezys with my mad stacks from Soros.

Maybe so, but as a pregnant person I would say “heavily pregnant” feels apt. With you 100% on that POST BABY BOD garbage, though.

I prefer the much more polite “fetus-filled.”

Yeah, they’re a little ... prehensile? Hence the “she’s got her daddy’s toes” line, I guess...