**scribbles furiously**

Hot take: Dorothy is dead during this movie, she drowned in the river when she tried to escape the hospital. Princess Ozma is the ghost of a girl who died at the hospital from the electrocution treatments. At the end, with her help Dorothy is able to escape the underworld of Oz and return to her living body. Perhaps…

$25 million? I hope he spent some of that money on lessons on getting camels through the eyes of needles.

Why would anyone try to “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” the national anthem?

Seriously fuck everyone who gave that Irritated Woman account a time of day. You shouldn’t be able to create a burner to air grievances against an individual, cite zero specific incidences where you’ve been mistreated by that person or they’ve done something wrong and be taken seriously.

Well shit, that’s ridiculous. He has always been thoughtful and conscientious with his comments. It’s a Goddamn witch hunt!!!

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I am screaming.

Yea, as Jon Lovett eloquently put it: the problem with working at the White House is that you are surrounded by the kind of people who would take a job in this White House.

This will now haunt me.

‘Reasons why’ is one of those grammatical formulations that rip out my spleen. You don’t need the ‘why’, people! The why is already built into ‘reasons’! Argh! As in: ‘I have 13 reasons to hate this book, even before I knew the writer was a creep.’

Would love it if any American who finds themselves around Pence at an event starts chanting, “U-S-Gay! U-S-Gay! U-S-Gay! and turns that uncomfortable frozen rictus smile of his into an endurance event.

Why does this feel like a tattoo I now HAVE to get?

If only the sketch of the Mobile, AL leprechaun were as fruitful...

Still better than Roy Moore.

As an android user, I look forward to having the flat shoe emoji in 10 years.

I disagree that it’s a troll. He’s been talking about wanting this since his trip to France 7 months ago (if not before, as he reportedly wanted to use tanks as a part of his inauguration parade). This is definitely real. That said, the question of whether it’s wise to sink much time or energy into opposing it is…

“celebration of the men and women who give us freedom.”

Please, fellow progressives, I’m begging you: Ignore this. Just ignore it. That is the one thing Trump doesn’t want here.

Dammit, now I want fries.