Sure, but someday you’ll buy a third round of tickets on reflex.

A wise person once said “We don’t need a Justin Timberlake anymore, we have a Bruno Mars.”

It’s like an Old Spice commercial.

Here is an image that is ideally suited to slowly scrolling down the screen. Starting from his head, at first I was like “well, sure” but then came the finale...

I’ve posted this before, but...

I’ve never understood it either - a group that hates low-income women/families having children and needing government assistance, but is also into making birth control/abortion either expensive, and/or completely inaccessible... then I lose the thread. Completely opposite goals. I guess you could make the argument…

Man, I miss them. I need to try and get the band back together.

That video is so cute I’m going to die.

How about just in general:

Like, honestly, who’s going to ask for handouts next, Hawaii??

What about “I find this young man’s look troubling” - is that too elderly?

Makes sense. We can’t be a welfare agency for the entire world. At some point these foreign countries need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and stop relying on US aid.

I’ll basically watch Ann Dowd in anything.

People who are awesome and enjoy things that are good, obviously.

That GIF of Franco disappearing is cracking me up. I can’t stop watching it.

Holy shit, get fucked. You are getting flagged. Also I am going to follow you and every time you post something I am going to remind everyone what a piece of shit garbage human being you are.

I wasn’t criticizing, I genuinely find it interesting, but way to go with the low blow.

In re: Tom Petty

OMG the way she calls him “Larry” (I’m sure she was supposed to call him Dr. Nassar during all those years) is dripping with such perfect condescension. POWER move, 15.866 total score.

I feel gross because he’s got this 80's tight jeans thing going on and I’m kind of into it? It’s vaguely reminding me of footloose. God have mercy on my soul.