Kanye's understated

I have, you know, seen just a few minutes of the show, you know, right? and Kim kind of just does not, like, strike me as eloquent.

I've done the Australia flight four times and lived in Asia before that. My current, nine- to eleven-hour flight to get home from where I live now is a record low for me. The last round it was a minimum of about fourteen hours on planes, plus layovers. I can't imagine getting that bent out of shape on a flight that…

When someone in front of me reclines all the way back . . . like their head is nearly in my lap, I like to blow softly on their head. If that fails, I lean my elbows on the headrest of their seat and say in as "cute" as possible a voice . . . "HI, How you doin'? Whatcha doin'? OOOH, I haven't read your book, do you…

The horseshoe pillows do nothing to help my back. I recline because airline seats hurt my back unless I recline them, especially on a super long flight. That extra inch or two makes a huge difference. I always ask permission first though.

Are you shorter than average? Headrests usually hit me at the top of the head which is really uncomfortable for more than a few minutes.

I wish Christianity was true. I'd be so excited for The Rapture so I could see Jesus come back and smack the shit out of all these believers being horrible and hateful in His name.

Seriously. Shot himself in the back. Ha. You'd think police officers would be better at lying about killing black people, with how often they do it!

I DEMAND to know why women's health care is sequestered in a precious few clinics where we're terrorized and verbally assaulted by strangers in order to make it to the door. I'm done with this. Where is the movement to move women's care into actual hospitals and OB-GYN practices where we can enjoy the privacy men…

Can you imagine if the resources (time, effort, probably at least a little bit of money) spent on this ridiculousness was put to use elsewhere? Education, research, fundraising, food banks; these people would actually be contributing to society and as a bonus I wouldn't feel the overwhelming urge to replace their…

Aw, you left out the best part of the story.

"In 2006, El Paso Independent School District met with the parents about an anonymous complaint that the children were not being educated. District attendance officer Mark Mendoza later confirmed that one of the daughters, Tori, had run away from home to "attend school," and…

I don't believe in all those fairy tales but shouldn't it be noted the JC hung out with Mary?

As a woman I am embarrassed by Gatsby Girl's response. But as someone with long and VERY heavy cycles, I will say that A) your GF was/is unusual in bleeding "heavily" for only four days and using nothing but Super Plus tampons, and b) if she only changed twice a day she REALLY was flirting with TSS. For most women the…

So is the department paying for it? If they are I say every woman in Sao Paulo apply for a teaching position once a year. Fuck their system.

Is a pap smear required?

Today has just been...I'm going to have just stop reading Gawker and Jezebel for a while. It's only 2 and I've already had enough internet.

Excellent post.

As long as you punch them with a bloody tampon.

You'd think some of the money they save short changing women on salaries could go to free tampons for all.

I'm PMSing and I have a menstrual migraine - can I PLEASE punch all of these stupid tweeters in their collective faces? #TamponsShouldBeSubsidized