The kid you mentioned in the third update seriously bothered me. If I gave my Daughter something and she threw it in the trash she wouldn't get her iPad back, she would have all her toys taken away until she learned the value of money and hard work, and had some goddamn respect.

I can't have children now.

"Wait, I've seen this case before... It's an iPhone case."

Say NO to vertical videos

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2012/09/…

Can't wait to play Smash Brothers 17.
I get to pit classics like Mario, Master Chief, Nathan Drake, Ezio, Gordon Freeman, and CoD soldier against each other in an all-out free-for-all!

Well, you know that Nintendo had several legal issues with R4 units in the past...

They never promised this as a Zelda game, that was a tech demo.
Did no one remember the whole Zelda Space world thing? 2000 Tech demo image compared to the next game (Wind Waker)

I didn't wish a damn thing... it happened.

This is what occurred at E3.

I found it also responded well to high-pitched shrieks :)

I kind of agree with you. But you're showing the wrong controller:

No other controller will compare to GC's

I would have to second Bunnie. Most other sonic characters from both cartoons and games look terribly silly (Big the Cat, Shadow the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog, Scratch and Sniff, Eggman/Dr. Robotnik, etc) but Bunnie was pretty badass.

Bunnie the Bunny was pretty cool.

Let me tell you, about a guy named Link...

But Macs don't get viruses.

They would also need a prosthetic right arm and left leg and a suit of armor as a brother.

I think the last THQ employee totally forgot to douse all of these things with gasoline, light the entire premises on fire, then watch it slowly burn from the outside as he/she listens to melancholic music as he/she sheds a tear.