I had to suppress my gag reflex at his acceptance speech. "For anyone who has ever been hated for who they are and who they love yadda yadda I stand here for you." Subscript: as a white, hetero, conventionally attractive cis-man.
Uh, thanks Jared.
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We actually saw this at a fucking Denny's in San Francisco and I thought it was super weird. I think it was actually 2%.
In a choice between breastmilk and formula, there are no bad choices, just good options.
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You're being awfully bossy and I don't approve.
I love this idea, but it's still not enough. I'm sticking with my Vermonster.
Salted caramel makes me want to touch myself....While eating caramel of course.
UBER! FOLLOW YELLOW BIRD! RIGHT NAO!!!
OH GIGGITY.
I feel like everyone commenting on this article really needs to be given Eataly's contact information, stat.
Oh for fuck's sake, this isn't even worth the time to explain to you, but let's try anyway, shall we? You're determined to put me in a box before even recognizing the problem with everything you're saying is fantastically cruel in its oversimplicity.
Serious question here: do you see a difference between insults and systematic oppression?
Oh yeah, but it's totally cool to go stalk someone on tumblr and tell them they're "morbidly obese." Oh yeah, YOU TOTALLY HAVE THE HIGH ROAD HERE.
You're the literal worst.
Hurr hurr hurr! I'm a guy so I know what women's life experiences are because I know fucking everything. Mo mommy and all my teachers told me so, that's why women women tell me how they are treated, I correct them. Because I are a man and that makes me smartzz! Hurr hurr hurr.
I don't think you're qualified to be judging other people's apologies considering how terrible you are at them yourself.
Yeah, cause thin-shaming is totally a thing. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go ride my unicorn to search for bigfoot.