What I wish my ass looked like.

I totally agree about FMLA. My company is giving me 6 weeks short term disability and then I will take the remaining 6 weeks off as combination PTO/unpaid. It sucks but I know it's better than what most get (which is sad).

This would be so wonderful. My husband is planning on taking two weeks (of his own PTO) when baby Haa gets here. I wish he could stay longer with us. If we could afford it I'd like him to take a few more weeks unpaid under FMLA but with student loans and a mortgage we need his income too much. I really wish the US…

I married my high school sweetheart. We found out the day before our wedding his brother and his wife were getting a divorce. So I know how you feel. It definitely put a slight damper on things.

I started my pregnancy off loving new curves. I felt sexy, my boobs looked awesome, my belly was cute. Entering the third trimester I've started dealing with reality. Swollen hands and feet, unable to bend at the waist, I just feel huge. It's really starting to take a toll on my self esteem. I don't feel attractive…

Hey I think I know this guy!

Something like that sounds perfect! Thanks I'll check into this.

So I'm 28 weeks pregnant and obviously have gained some weight during the past 7 months. For the most part it's been cool, I love my new curves, I get to eat really good food like all the time, the weight gain hasn't been excessive by any means. But I'm noticing some things that aren't so great, especially as it gets…

I'm having a girl this fall and honestly the one piece of clothing I want to buy her is a little pair of Chuck Taylor's. My husband thinks I'm nuts because she won't get any use out of them but I really don't care. They are so freaking adorable and I had a super bad ass pair of peace sign Chucks in high school. DONT…

Girl I've been there. I was on the pill from 16 to 25 and when I went off it to get pregnant my libido skyrocketed! I always blamed the drop in my libido with getting older but I never initiated sex and it was actively a chore for me. Going off the pill awakened that horny sixteen year old in me again I swear. I…

Hell I got married so I could register for one of those suckers. It was totally worth it! :)

Maybe it's because I'm currently pregnant with a daughter but there is nothing that gets my motor going better than a man being a great dad. It is such a turn on.

My niece was 5 weeks premature and besides having a low birth weight (around 5 lbs) she was able to go home after the standard hospital stay. She had trouble staying awake long enough to fully feed and her weight drop was a concern but almost 7 years later she's a perfectly normal healthy little girl.

Mr. Haa originally did it as sort of a joke at first after I requested it in jest but found he prefers it also. He also has to keep up with it or it gets super itchy. I also shave so I feel like we understand eachother in that department.

Totally know how you're feeling. It's a scary thing to have something so dependent on you. I oscillate between terrified and unbelievably excited.

I went thru a stage in my early twenties when I wanted a baby and it was terrible. It was all I could think about. I think it's because Mr. Haa's sisters were having kids and they were just so beautiful. Luckily that chilled out pretty quickly and turned into feeling terrified at the thought of having a baby. I don't…

How appropriate! Mr. Haa just finally felt baby Haa kick about a week ago. He was so frustrated that I had been feeling her move for about 5 weeks and he couldn’t yet. Then last night we were lying in bed to go to sleep and she was kicking away. He wanted to see if we could see her move so we watched my belly intently…

I first came across this while reading Ina May's Guide to Childbirth and the thought that this was possible never even crossed my mind. It really weirded me out at first but the closer I get to my due date the more I want to believe this can happen because the thoughts of the pain of childbirth really scare me. TMI: I…

Yep. I'm 5'8.5", mostly legs and my schools rule was no skirts above finger tip length which I always thought was so unfair because my arms are portionally longer too. Of course my school didnt give a shit and I regularly wore mini skirts with tube socks to accentuate my legs. I looked great and no one harrassed me.…

Oh yeah. At our resort in Mexico they were called Blue Motherfuckers and they definitely knocked you on your ass!