To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal…

I’ve read several reports about that print, and there is a timeline of ten years, after which it can only be screened at the LOC. But I’ve got an archivist friend at LOC’s film vault who says that they received no such print, so it remains to be seen if they truly, actually have this film in their hands or not.

I am 100% down with Luke’s salty old sea dog look.

I’m a big fan of the theory that The Dark Knight’s Joker is a former soldier, probably someone involved in special forces or covert ops, with combat experience in the Middle East. Consider:

I have proof.

Okay, the damned frog could get to 10 pounds. How big is a 10 pound frog? How long? How wide? Could it’s legs still be beer battered and deep fried?

The incest porn joke was hysterical—since the only people these Mortys (Morties?) are Rick and himself. Is it wrong to picture an all Morty orgy after this joke. I can’t unsee it myself.

“He sees valves. Or rather the cast-iron wheels that are used for opening and closing valves. Entire bulkheads are covered with iron wheels, ranging from a couple of inches to over a foot in diameter, packed in as densely as barnacles on a rock, in what looks like a completely random and irregular fashion. They are…

My point is more that Star Wars isn’t really science fiction. It’s space fantasy. Don’t get me wrong, I love some space fantasy. But trying to apply actual science to the shit that goes down on the screen in Star Wars is like trying to look for deep existential meaning in an episode of Teletubbies.

Yeah . . . speaking as a fan of both, Star Wars and science should probably stay on opposite sides of the room from one another.

For Clinton, politics are fundamentally about pragmatism, where strategic concessions and horse-trading with Republicans necessarily means sacrificing ideals for the ultimate good of Getting (Some) Things Done.

There is a great Netflix documentary about her: The Life and Crimes of Doris Payne. She is the sassy gramma we all want, combined with that jewel thief from the movies, combined with the pitcher who no longer has his fastball but refuses to retire.

DORIS!!!! I love her. I don’t care what anyone says. I’m happy she’s still doing well.

Without Secret Service protection, that should be a lot easier. Go nuts.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

I kinda love the naivety of convoluted fan theories. They start by dreaming up a stupid twist that would wreck the whole story—Hot Pie is Azor Ahai! The Wall was actually the ground and Westeros has actually been sideways this whole time!—and support it with all these arcane details that would be impossible to convey…

But all the stories are pretty clear that the Night’s King is the 13th Lord Commander. It’s an integral part of the myth since he ruled from the Night Fort and it was a king of Stark and a King Beyond the Wall that teamed up to defeat him.

EXACTLY. It’s like when white ppl want to know “why they can’t say the n-word when _____ can?” No sweetie, the question is “why do you want to say the n-word so bad?” FIX YOUR OWN HOUSE.